Tales From the Inbox: Reckoning of the Reckless

2947-01-23 - Tales From the Inbox: Reckoning of the Reckless

Apologies for the lateness of this feed item. Perhaps you have already heard of the wide-scale datasphere collapse we experienced here on Planet at Centauri in the last 36 hours - this alone would not have interrupted the ingestion of Tales from the Inbox (though it may have affected distribution), but I was not at our headquarters yesterday to manually send off the final text. Things are returning to normal now, and Cosmic Background property is largely unaffected, though there was some minor unrest and property damage in Yaxkin City.

In this Tales from the Inbox, we have a story sent in not from a spacer, but from a Frontier colonist who has dealt with many spacers visiting his home, and who wishes to demonstrate the price which carelessness exacts. Javor O. lives on Margaux, a picturesque but often dangerous world which attracts a steady stream of visitors from the interstellar community, and which claims the lives of too many of these visitors.

Javor's story comes with a simple message - when on a strange world, do not conflate beauty of your surroundings with safety.

As Javor entered the motor pool, the mechanic was just bolting the access panels back on his quadclimber. The dodgy machine was generally too delicate for use on a remote outpost, but Margaux’s habitable regions were so craggy and trackless that all the mechanical trouble in the world still couldn’t negate the advantage its ease scaling sheer cliffs gave him.

“How is she?”

“Good for at least fifty klicks. If that forward right gripper gives you any trouble, put it in diagnostic mode and give the actuator another ten percent.” The mechanic flicked off his goggles as soon as he had finished bolting on the final plate. “I think I’ve got the gyro problem sorted.”

“Good work.” Javor clapped the man on the shoulder. The colony’s mechanics were not formally trained, but they did work which would seem a miracle in the motor pool of any military base, with far less access to fabricated spare parts. “They’re sending me out after a visitor named Arbore. Did he take a vehicle out?” 

The mechanic frowned. “Arbore. Hmm.” There had been nothing in the computer access records, but the colonial outpost’s computer systems were not perfect, and fidelity to vehicle access procedure among the harried colonists was even more flawed. “I don’t think so. When did he take off?” 

“Last night, second watch. His shipmate said they need to dust off in six hours.”

“When I got here, the dodgy Whitting lighter was the only thing not in its dock, but I thought they hauled it off for maintenance.”

Grumbling, Javor pulled up the position tracking system to look up the Whitting. It was an old machine, its battered airframe a hand-me-down from a colonial outpost which could afford better. Even at slow speeds and at low altitude, it was a handful. Sure enough, its blip was several klicks away from the outpost, parked on the ground – or more likely, half-buried in a crater of its own making. “Of course it was the Whitting.”

“Sorry, boss. I’ll ask around and see who gave it to him.”

Javor climbed up onto the quadclimber and got its reactor purring. As soon as everything was reasonably warmed up, he keyed in the destination, and the machine lurched into motion, automatically calculating a reasonable route through the crags and canyons. Rather than use the motor pool courtyard’s gate, the machine, as usual, clambered over the wall and down the other side – Javor had long since stopped bothering to correct this glitch.

The dry, windswept hilltop surrounding the compound soon gave way to thick, lush undergrowth in the first valley bottom. The region’s verdant lowlands and dry uplands were picturesque, but they were far from safe, despite the assumptions of every damn-fool offworlder who came hoping for a relaxing hike – sixteen species of local plants excreted deadly toxins, and all of the apex predators were large enough and stupid enough to tangle with human vehicles, if they got the chance.

Fortunately, the quadwalker’s speed over uneven ground and ability to climb the sheer cliff walls made it an unlikely victim for such beasts, and Javor encountered no trouble on the journey to the Whitting lighter’s beacon. He was surprised to find the battered aircraft parked securely in a clearing in one of the valley bottoms, not far from a clear, quaint little stream. Its cockpit was empty, however; the spacer who’d borrowed it was nowhere in sight.

After radioing back his finding so a follow-up crew could recover the lighter, Javor circled the area, hoping to find the missing man. The scene was quiet, even deceptively peaceful – it was easy to guess that the hapless offworlder had got out for a walk and perhaps to take a few still-shots for his crewmates.

It wasn’t long before Javor found the inevitable outcome of such foolishness. Sprawled as if for a nap in a tangle of greenery, the spacer Arbore still clutched a battered paper notebook and a pen, as if he had come merely to poetically immortalize a savage alien landscape. Of course, he had chosen to take his ease on a stand of Sheenleaf, a plant which covered itself in an oily arsenic compound for protection.

“Ops, it’s Javor. I found him.” The grave tone in his voice was enough to tell the person in the compound command center what the missing person’s condition was. 

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Tales from the Inbox: The Maribel Torus

2947-01-14 - Tales from the Inbox: The Maribel Torus

This is a story that was submitted late last year at the height of the New Rheims Committee hearings, but which Naval Intelligence requested I not publish until a certain announcement had been made. That announcement was today's big news.

The conversion of the forward naval base at Håkøya into a dedicated Survey Auxiliary installation has been planned since before the New Rheims mess and the Great Purge, but the pundits are still talking about how this is part of the fallout from that incident and the ensuing military-political disputes. To be clear, this effort has been planned in senior Navy circles since at least late August - I heard about it in October, but on condition of not revealing it or this story to the audience until the Navy had made its announcement.

All in all, I think this is a good step. The Navy is open about its intention to expand Survey's reach across the Sagittarius Gap - they plan to have a fairly sizable presence at or neighboring Sagittarius Gate within six months in order to support Survey's exploration of that under-explored region. Given that the travel time across the Gap, even for swift Navy cruisers, is the better part of two months, that's a tight timeline, but it's one I think will be met. The Navy needs a public relations win very badly right now, and the merits of this pre-existing project are self-evident. Don't be surprised if we see the Navy's presence on the other side of the Gap get an unprecedented degree of media coverage. If I had to guess, they'll send their newest ships, as well as their youngest and most photogenic captains.

Today's story was submitted by a Hegemony spacer named Hayyim A., who asked questions about one of the stranger orbital construction projects at Maribel six months ago, and stumbled onto this story. The object in question has since been completed, and it is my understanding that four more like it are nearing completion.

“What about the ring?” Hayyim pressed. It seemed impossible that residents of the station wouldn’t know about the huge construction project – it was visible without magnification outside the habitat’s viewports.

“The ring, yes. Quite the marvel, isn’t it?” As information sources went, the woman across the table from Hayyim seemed an unlikely one, but one he had good reason to trust. Dressed in a riot of color and draped in various polished bangles in gaudy Frontier style, she didn’t even bother to look up from the knitting which occupied her hands. With smart-cloth available nearly for free, knitting was a practically pointless exercise in most places, but in a place like Maribel, which had such a high demand for hand-made heirlooms and keepsakes driven by to the constant flow of colonists heading for the outer Frontier, many had learned the financial advantages of a few hours devoted to such archaic trades. “The rumors about it are quite interesting.”

“Chalice, you know what it is.” If she hadn’t, she would have postponed the meeting. After all, she wouldn’t be paid until Hayyim was satisfied with her answers.

“Hayyim, sometimes what people whisper is more important than the nature of the thing.” Chalice lifted the silver-grey yarnwork from her lap to set it on the table. At a snap of her fingers, a squirrel-sized pet animal hopped out of a concealed pouch in her attire and onto the table, its disturbingly hand-like paws helping her switch to another strand of yarn. “But if the cold, dull facts are all you desire, I will spare you the rumors.”

Hayyim scowled at the tiny critter. He didn’t recognize its species, but it didn’t matter what it was as much as how distasteful its presence in a station dining compartment was. The locals nearby didn’t give the unhygienic little monster a second look – to them, there was no problem. In the Core Worlds, its presence in a place where food was also present would have caused an uproar. “Let’s start with the facts.”

“The ring is a new model of HyperComm relay with increased range.” Chalice shrugged, thanking her pet for its assistance by dropping a few morsels of its food onto the table. It scampered about, collecting each one before eating. It could, apparently, sense Hayyim’s distaste – it kepy one eye warily on him as it devoured its treat. “It’s a Navy project, and it’s not a well-kept secret. Half the shipwrights in Maribel have been hired to build it, and Maribelans have very bad datasphere discipline.”

“Odd that I couldn’t find anything when I searched for it, then.”

“Hayyim, you wouldn’t have asked for my help if you were any good at this game yourself.” Chalice smiled, looking up for the first time. She could be charming when she wasn’t being so damnably enigmatic. “Is the dull truth enough?”

Hayyim pulled the credit-chit he’d stamped with her payment from his coat pocket and set it on the table. Chalice made no attempt to reach for it; he hoped she wouldn’t have her unhygienic pet snatch the money. Even as he moved to pay her, the tantalizing hint Chalice had offered forced him to ask for more. “How much will it cost me to hear about the rumors?”

“No charge. I’m an honest broker, Hayyim. It wouldn’t be right to charge more for what you need, when it’s different than what you asked for.”

“Fine, then. Out with it.”

Chalice smiled, but her attention seemed to be once again on her knitting. “The range of a standard HyperComm relay has been almost constant for two hundred years, you know. Why re-invent such a successful device?”

“It would speed up interstellar data requests.” Hayyim knew that was the wrong answer even as he said it; the Frontier certainly wasn’t clamoring for faster datasphere connections. Even the Core Worlds didn’t think the speed data traveled across explored space was insufficient.

“And why the Navy involvement?”

“They would benefit from faster connections between the Frontier and the Hegemony border.” A threat at one end of sprawling Confederated space might take days to trickle across the HyperComm net tot the other end; the Navy was as dependent on this communication structure as anyone.

“Hayyim…” Chalice laughed quietly. “For a spacer, you don’t think big enough. Where would the range of relays matter most?

All at once, he realized what the informant was getting at. “The Sagittarius Gap.”

Chalice’s pet darted forward and grabbed the credit-chit without any obvious instruction, and Hayyim jumped back as though stung, looking about for a place to wash off any contaminants the critter had left. “That’s the rumor, yes. The Navy is making a move to close the Gap.”

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Tales from the Inbox: A Gossamer Guardian

2947-01-07 - Tales from the Inbox: A Gossamer Guardian

All colony worlds have their legends. The dark, towering stalkers of twilight that haunt the dreams of Heraklean children and the jovial, rotund tricksters said to dance among the cyclopean stones of Planet at Centauri’s Makismov Barrens are famous throughout explored space, but the new worlds, too, have their mythical denizens.

Håkøya, a Coreward Frontier world very close to Maribel, has a legend which seems far older than its short colonial history. Atte U. claims to have experienced these legends as reality, and though he has no footage or witnesses to support his story and his claims seem more the product of hallucination than reality, we have seen stories cross this space far more outlandish than his. Personally, I am not convinced; I suspect he encountered something or someone out there, but stunned and possibly concussed by his hard landing, Atte's account is likely not reliable.

After his encounter, he claims to have wandered in the forest for a week before being rescued. His rescue and weak condition (most Håkøyan plants are edible to humans, but he evidently managed to eat one that isn't) when found can be corroborated by a local news report, but none of what is reproduced below could be verified, save that the tale he sent to this publication is consistent with his original retelling post-rescue.

Atte found Håkøyan legend to be good idle reading, so he sought out all the dubious but thrilling accounts he could find on the system datasphere. He didn't take the tales told by the second- and third-generation colonists any more seriously than the vivid folklore of Hercules, his home-world - every world humanity had settled collected legends of that sort.

Atte had come to Håkøya for its idyllic equatorial climates, rugged natural beauty, and lack of dangerous native fauna. The world seemed perfectly suited for a spacer's sabbatical or retirement, and he knew many older spacers chose to live out their sunset decades the world if they could afford it. Atte himself didn't plan on retiring just yet - he was a bit past his prime, perhaps, but the stars still called his name. A few months of laid-back frontier life was all he wanted from Håkøya.

Reading the myths of the Håkøyan colonists proved a welcome addition to his season of rest. Many of the tales hinted at fell beauty seen at a distance among the trees in the highlands, and whispered of broad, enticing paths sweeping through cursed woodlands where human feet had never fallen. Those who followed such paths, it was said, were swallowed up forever. Such elflike legends seemed only to be a retelling of the legends of old Earth, bred anew in the minds of the over-imaginative and under-stimulated colonists. Still, there seemed to be many locals who believed them.

To be sure, the world had much yet untouched by human hands. There were wonders yet to be seen, but they were natural ones, rather than supernatural – Håkøya had earned with ease its reputation as the Confederacy’s best Frontier getaway from the bustle of Core Worlds life by being lush, pleasant to human sensibilities, and most of all, unusually safe. Its life teemed everywhere, but it was the life of a tended garden, harmless to the human form. 

At first, Atte scoffed at the locals’ superstitions. In the controlled environment of the planet’s spaceport city and resorts, it was easy to think the frontier yokels merely foolish. Only when he staggered free of the twisted remains of a rented air-lighter deep in the forested hills, did he wonder whether that doubt was misplaced.

Still dazed by the force of his aircraft’s spectacular wreck and thankful that the crash harness had worked as intended, he paused at edge of a pool of still, clear water to splash his face clear of the chemical residue of burning circuity clinging to his skin. When he looked up, he knew instantly why those legends were taken seriously by the colonists. Swallowed up in trackless forests as he suddenly was, Håkøya’s beauty had morphed from pleasant to oppressive, and even judgmental; Atte couldn't shake the thought that a singed and ugly thing like himself was an intruder barely tolerated by the primeval wilderness. He wanted nothing more than to flee back to his resort lodgings, where legends of strange things wandering the alien woods had been easy to dismiss as a silly local myth.

To his apparent good fortune, when Atte turned away from the pond, he spotted a trail where he hadn’t noticed one before, broader than an animal track and beaten down from regular use. The Håkøyan wilderness was home to thousands of far-scattered hermits, most of them retired spacers, and it seemed a stroke of luck to have crashed in the domain of one such recluse. Following the path, he guessed, would lead to someone who could radio back to town and secure him a return to civilization. He had no idea if the wrecked lighter had gotten off an automated distress signal before augering into the canopy.

The trail proved so twisted and switchbacked that Atte soon lost all sense of direction. There seemed no reason for this meandering, as if the path had been laid down at random. It remained strong and easy to follow, so he stayed with it. Local wildlife darted away into the undergrowth at his passing, and vegetation gravid with brilliantly-colored local fruit peeked out from behind the trees. It would be easy, he thought, for a hermit live off the land without ever returning to civilization - Håkøyan biomass was generally edible to humans.

At last, he came to the path’s terminus, but it was not a recluse's cabin as he had expected - the path terminated at the bole of a tree-like growth. The great, stately thing with a gnarled trunk sat across the path as if the path had come first rather than the ancient tree, though the path did not continue its winding course beyond.

Atte approached, wondering if perhaps a hermit had carved his home into the broad trunk. There was no doorway in the lee of the arching roots - instead, he saw that what had appeared at a distance to be a single trunk was in fact two entwined, one growing from each side of the path and woven together tightly all the way to the ground.

“Wait, intruder.”

The voice was barely a whisper, but it startled him all the same. He looked all around for the source, and was just beginning to assume his imagination had overreacted to the sound of a local avian when he spotted a wispy, feminine figure slouched on a knot of the tree’s tangled roots. She was not clothed, but neither was she naked – a misty substance clung to her like a fine lace gown, and covered her face like a veil. Through this veil, he could tell she was not looking at him, but upward, face inclined to the sun peeking through the branches.

“Strange creature.” The apparition spoke again, still imperiously refusing to even glance in the marooned spacer’s direction. “Ahead lies such glorious peril that you must be allowed to know it.”

Atte opened his mouth, but found that he could not speak. Even if he had found something to say, the thought of using his rough, foreign voice to address such a being filled him with shame. The slim figure’s veiled but obvious beauty, though blatantly not human, also not entirely unfamiliar, and Atte couldn't shake the sense that he was not seeing this creature for the first time. She was as at home in the Håkøyan wilderness all around as a diamond set in a crown, perfectly and obviously kin to the glorious desolation – or perhaps, as if it was a part of her.

The figure stood languidly, her face still tilted toward the sun, and glided across the root-choked soil toward the offworlder. “Your warning has been given. Tread this path at your own peril, or return to your stars and forever wonder what lies beyond this warning. Once chosen, your path will be set.”

As she spoke, Atte heard a groaning, creaking noise behind him. He turned to see that a narrow archway had opened between the twin entertwined boles of the great tree - an archway through which the path continued its meandering course on the far side. Without doing so, he guessed that if he walked around the tree's far-flung roots, he would see what he saw before - that the path ended where he stood.

Atte returned his attention to the veiled apparition and nodded his comprehension, swallowing and utterly failing to voice many questions. 

The moment stretched on, and the figure seemed content to give him all the time he needed to consider the choice. As his thoughts whirled, she wandered seemingly without direction, face always upturned, and never venturing far from the great tree. Her footfalls were utterly silent, and Atte watched her helplessly. She was, he concluded, as wild as the rest of Håkøya – wild, but as pleasing to the eye as all the world’s sights. 

In the strange logic of the moment, he had no doubt her warning was genuine. Håkøya's biosphere contained nothing known that could threaten humans, but if this gossamer-clad being could exist, that knowledge was perilously incomplete. He feared what lay beyond, but all the undiscovered perils of whatever lay through the arched gateway in the tree almost seemed worth braving, in the hopes that the veiled visage of this beautiful guardian might, if only for an instant, turn his way.

In the end, though, Atte knew he couldn’t go through. He was a spacer, not a frontier rambler, out of his element and out of his league. What could he do but turn away? Not without second thoughts, he set his face to the direction from which he had come, noticing for he first time that the pall of smoke from his crashed aircraft was no longer visible over the trees.

“As you wish, child of the stars.” The figure’s voice was solemn, even disappointed, as Atte took the first step away. 

Once he had set his course, he found it impossible to stop – it was as if his feet had determined to flee even if their owner had second thoughts.

When at last he got control of himself and turned to look, Atte found that the path petered out into the underbrush just behind his heels. The great, gnarled tree and its veiled attendant had vanished as totally as if they had never been.

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Tales from the Inbox: Paulian Caesar

2947-01-01 - Tales from the Inbox: Caesar Paulius

A tall man in a purple robe swept through the agora of Cesarea Paulis as if immune to the chaos and bustle of the town, and it seemed that the crowd was only too happy to act as if he was. Performers, tourists, and local shoppers alike shied out of his way, and hundreds of eyes followed him and his small retinue. The man paid none of the onlookers any mind; his head was bowed as if in deep thought as he spoke quietly with a chubby, white-haired assistant.

“Who’s he?” Maxine whispered to the vendor whose inventory of bangles she had just been browsing.

“That is his lordship Augustus.” The man replied reverently. “Our emperor and protector.”

“You Paulians and your pageantry.” Maxine rolled her eyes. Paulius, with its heavily Latin population and architecture, was a wealthy world, its inhabitants grown rich on the sale of valuable crops which could grow nowhere else in human space. That it turned this wealth to re-creating the appearance of an ancient Earth culture was a choice Maxine couldn’t fault – to agricultural wealth, it had added the money of hundreds of thousands of tourists, and grown all the wealthier for its efforts. Respecting the model, however, was not the same thing as humoring the theme-park atmosphere the locals offered to their visitors.

“It is no pageant.” The shopkeeper insisted. “Augustus is the emperor of all human civilization.”

“The Hegemon and the Confederated parliament surely have something to say about that.”

“He issued a writ dissolving both governments five T-years ago, miss.”

The baffling reply stunned Maxine into several seconds of silence. She had left Hegemony space only two months before, and the Hegemon was still very much in power there. The Confederated government was still in charge of its space, including Paulius itself. Not knowing what else to say to the shopkeeper, she left his cart and, dodging a street acrobat, followed the tall man in purple. She knew he was not a ruler, but she wanted to find out if he was an actor or merely a madman the locals cruelly humored.

The so-called emperor stopped in front of a cart covered in decorative hand-crafted pottery, and a trio of tourists in off-world smart-fabric sheepishly got out of his way as he strode forward. “My good man, it fills me with sorrow to see you rely for your livelihood on such barbarians.” He intoned dramatically, and Maxine concluded that he was indeed an actor. “Your wares seem good and wholesome; surely some true Romans would be only too happy to buy them.”

“Y-yes, your grace, thank you.” The shopkeeper stammered as Augustus swept away as quickly as he had come. To Maxine’s astonishment, dozens of robed locals swarmed the cart, where none had been before, and within a minute, every item on the cart had been purchased. None of the wares had cost more than six denarii – local credit-coins which were permanently stamped to ten credits each – but it seemed that they were only too happy to jump at the emperor’s whims and purchase tourist-souvenirs they had no use for, as if he were truly a ruler.

Scowling, Maxine continued to follow Emperor Augustus through the market, watching citizen after citizen – and even some of the tourists – treat him like a real emperor. It was, she concluded, some sort of collective joke, on which nobody had bothered to fill her in when she arrived.

Without warning, Augustus whirled in place and pointed to Maxine. “The barbarian girl there. Bring her here.” Instantly, two of the local constables – their body armor polished with a tinted metallic substance to look like bronze – seized her by the arms and dragged her forward.

“Let go of me! I’m a citizen of the Hegemony! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?” Despite her shouting and the risk of an interplanetary incident, the constables didn’t release their grip, and nobody in the crowd moved to come to her aid.

“Be still.” Augustus ordered. The crowd surrounding the altercation grew quiet, and Maxine, despite her defiance, found herself suddenly unwilling to continue to shout when she saw the solemn, hard look in his eyes. “Why do you haunt my steps?”

“I…” Maxine shook her head, trying to clear her head from the spell of false authority that surrounded the man. “I was curious what you’re doing. You’re not the emperor.” 

Though the crowd muttered angrily, the purple-robed man seemed only amused. “An interesting claim.” Augustus gestured broadly. “Present the rightful heir to the throne of the empire of my namesake, and if his claims are stronger than mine, I will abdicate in his favor.”

Maxine gritted her teeth and said nothing as the crowd jeered. She wondered how many recording devices were capturing the moment of her humiliation at the hands of a glorified jester.

“Now, now.” Augustus calmed the crowd with a wave of his hand. “She may be wrong, but we expect that of barbarians. Release her.”

The two constables vanished and the crowd began to disperse as Augustus turned to continue on his way. Maxine, trembling, slunk back towards her hotel, wondering how quickly she could change her travel plans and depart the mad planet.

Paulius is unique among worlds in Confederated space for its dedication to an illusion of antiquity, though its colonial history dates back a bare 240 years. Its architecture and culture, patterned off a particular Earthly Italian culture which existed 3,000 years ago, is deservedly a magnet for tourists, and the planet's location on the primary route from Hegemony space to the Confederated Core Worlds ensures a steady stream of travelers through its spaceport. Both Ashton and myself have on separate occasions visited Paulius, and I personally find its faux old-world grandeur to be quite endearing.

Though in my visit I saw nothing of the so-called Emperor, I have recently received several reports related to this strange person. Most of the submissions are accounts of him from a distance, not worth publishing in this space, but Maxine's report of a brief personal encounter with him - in which he is reportedly lucid and commanding - is a very interesting data point. As she feared, I was able to locate an audiovisual recording of the incident with a quick datasphere query, to verify the important details of her story.

Despite the population's apparently eager support of his position, the presence of an emperor is not recognized in the Paulian governmental constitution, last updated in 2914. I can find no evidence that his decrees bear the force of law, suggesting that he is, if not an actor, at least a part of the facade of vanished empire which the planet affects. Augustus may be similar to that of a famously tragic historical figure from another period of pre-Space-Age history, the so-called "Emperor" Maximilian I of the city of San Fransisco.

I would be interested in any other reports of encounters with this person. His claim to empire when confronted by Maxine M. was cleverly ambiguous to be sure. If the citizens of that world wish to elect an emperor and dissolve their senate, they are of course free to do so (though that emperor's toothless decree to dissolve the Confederated government would certainly cause tension between his representatives and those of other worlds in Yaxkin City).

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