2953-09-03 – Tales from the Service: A Coronach in Trials 

As the main test pilot for the Demirci Defense retrofit system, Callisto Seyer reported many amusing stories about the various iterations of the package that the company went through over the months it took to produce the final product. These, though often embarrassing for someone and funny, required significant technical knowledge to understand, so I am not going to publish them to the main text feed. I will post some of the more interesting ones on our network’s main datasphere hub, especially those which came with pictures or diagrams (there were several of these). 

I suspect that this account was given to us as a slantwise advertisement for the retrofit package as much as for any other reason. I approve of clever marketing along these lines, but I should note that neither Nojus nor myself nor any other Cosmic Background employee, nor the company at large, has received any money for publishing this account. It is interesting enough to permit Demirci its free advertising. 

Callisto Seyer emerged from the pilots’ locker room wearing her usual skin-tight silver flight suit, to find her boss waiting in the ready room. Normally, she was wearing a reaction harness and other equipment over the body-hugging pressure suit, but none of that would fit inside the Coronach, so she had left it all in her locker. 

Alfred Demirci’s eyes absently roved up and down Callisto’s body, a slight smile tugging at his lips. She was not used to being sized up that way, being short, slight, and pinched compared to the bombshell curves and glittering smile of Yvette Gladstone, the squadron’s executive officer. For this flight, though, Callisto was going out alone. She was in nobody’s shadow now, and she rather hated how good it felt to have that attention on her. 

Demirci shook his head and looked up toward the status board, where only one status wireframe appeared. The Coronach’s ovoid body and long, blade-like wings looked strange up there, where normally six or seven blocky Navy-surplus gunships and interceptors appeared. “The techs are ready for you.” He held up a data slate. “I’d send this with you, but-” 

“Even if I could fit it in that cockpit, I’d never be able to read it with the display helmet on.” Callisto shrugged. “It’s only a test flight. You can walk me through the checklist once I’m out in the black.” She didn’t add, if she got that far; the techs’ work retrofitting the Coronach for a normal pilot was so haphazard that it was very possible she’d never get the thing off the pad. 

“Right.” Demirci nodded. “Take it slow out there. We’ve no idea what the tolerances-” 

“Boss, remember how many credits you had to promise to get me to agree to even get in that thing?” Callisto stepped toward him, crossing her arms. “I won’t break your damned toy.” 

“Another reminder wouldn’t hurt.” Demirci sighed. “This could make us both rich, Seyer.” 

“But it can only make one of us dead.” Callisto arched one eyebrow. “Is Gallagher ready?” 

Eric Gallagher, the main pilot for the company’s recovery tug, was supposed to go out with Callisto. His rig launched from the service hangar farther aft, which was somewhat roomier but didn’t have the forward hangar’s rapid combat deployment system. 

“He launched a couple minutes ago, reporting a green board. He’ll be on station before you’re sealed up in the Coronach.” 

“Good.” This was of course no strong guarantee of Callisto’s safety; the recovery tug didn’t have the right ports to interface with the Coronach if it were in distress, nor did the Coronach have any sort of airlock with which she could disembark and join Gallagher in the tug’s crew cabin. The only way to exit the Coronach was to have the techs unbolt the cockpit cover panel to let her out. If something really bad happened, it would be a question of whether her reserve oxygen supply lasted longer than it took Gallagher to grapple her and tow her back to the pressurized hangar. Naturally, there wasn’t room for a large atmo cartridge, nor would she have the elbow room to swap the small cartridge in her suit for another. 

There being no need for a proper briefing, Demirci led Callisto through the low tunnel terminating in the armored blast doors that opened onto the main hangar deck. As these opened in front of them, Callsito saw the Coronach gleaming black like some exotic predatory insect on its pad. Its lines were beautiful, in a sinister sort of way. Knowing she’d be flying it in a few minutes didn’t help. If that chitinous hunter was going to devour anyone today, she was on the menu. 

The techs clustered around the Coronach already had the dorsal paneling open where Callisto would have to climb into the cramped cockpit space, and a rather sorry-looking metal gantry arched between the forward-swept wing sections meant that neither she nor they would need to climb its smooth hull. At the approach of the pilot and the company commander, several of the techs backed away, and others began unhooking the various leads and hoses which connected the craft to its pad. 

Callisto nudged her employer’s arm. “I want that money transferred as soon as I’m off the deck.” 

Demirci shrugged. “I paid the ten thousand while you were still putting on your flight suit.” He looked nervous, though that was probably concern for his valuable captured strike rig than for a far-more-replaceable pilot. “So I guess it’s too late to back out.” 

“It was too late to back out a long time ago, boss.” Callisto chuckled as she walked forward and up the short set of gantry stairs. 

It took very little time to go through the pre-launch procedure, because there wasn’t any defined pre-launch procedure for a Coronach. The techs made a few final readings, then helped Callisto into the awkward position she would have to remain in for the duration of the flight. It was a lying down position, a bit like the posture one would take riding one of those fast, agile street hoverbikes. Her legs barely fit around the squarish computer unit in the middle of the space, which had been covered with a thin pad. 

As soon as Callisto was in position, one of the techs lowered the display helmet onto her head. At first, this blinded her, but when it finished its startup procedure she found that it showed her the view forward, as if her eyes were in the front of the Coronach. Turning her head, she saw that the display in front of her eyes showed her outside the craft in every direction she could look. With a thumbs-up gesture, she indicated the system was working. 

The tech patted her on the back, then she felt the pad on the inside of the dorsal hatch press into her shoulder blades, pushing her whole body down. The craft shuddered as the cockpit latches clicked shut. Blindly, Callsito’s hands felt for the controls. She found them all within reach, barely. A few taps brought up the heads-up display, showing the tiny launch’s various system status indicators. 

“Finalizing datalink.” A strangely accented computer voice whispered into Callisto’s ears. “Connected to tactical comm-net.” 

“Can you hear me, Zenith?” This was, obviously, Callsito’s flight call-sign. 

“Affirmative, Ops.” Callisto turned her head to verify that the techs and their gantry were well clear. “Bringing up the gravitics. Wish me luck.”